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Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
My Husband Drinks a Pot of Coffee a Day—So I Asked the Experts If That's Safe - EatingWell
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
What’s a sleep paralysis demon? And other facts of the bizarre phenomenon - CNN
No, not a chance
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Who are your 5 top Hollywood Silver Screen legends?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Liverpool FC parade crash injured rises to 109 - BBC
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Instead of worrying about your weight, focus on avoiding fragility - CNN
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)