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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 06:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

My Husband Drinks a Pot of Coffee a Day—So I Asked the Experts If That's Safe - EatingWell

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

What’s a sleep paralysis demon? And other facts of the bizarre phenomenon - CNN

No, not a chance

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Who are your 5 top Hollywood Silver Screen legends?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Liverpool FC parade crash injured rises to 109 - BBC

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Dobbins: 'No-brainer' joining ascending Broncos - ESPN

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Instead of worrying about your weight, focus on avoiding fragility - CNN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)